i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear


Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me


Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.


when I see lbs I don’t say pounds in my head I say libs


anyway can someone leak Four


[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

Title: [deep breaths] 1d new songs
Artist: silly julian
Played: 234968 times

from this brave person who overheard julian blasting 1d’s unreleased songs, rip soon modest will get you. i’ve enhanced a bit of the vines but i can’t do anything about the noise as it’ll kill their vocals
1. harry
2. niall (or liam)
3. 1d harmonizing [wipes tears]
4. zayn
5. louis [chokes]
6. niall 


The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them


Freshman vs Senior year

cazoff: That dinosaur is water based @harrystyles.