Harry + Ashton Irwin



facts-i-just-made-up:

darrynek:

These pics were taken one second apart

Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT

That’s the thing though, this isn’t lightning. The photos were both taken in daytime, the right photo being the normal condition. What you’re seeing in the left photo is a darkning strike.

Darkning is 50,000 times more rare than lightning, in fact most storms will never have a single instance of it. But when static charges between clouds become so energized that the electricity begins to form its own gravity, a black hole like the one created at CERN is briefly formed, sucking up all the light in the area and resulting in a brief “unflash” of darkning.

Less dangerous than lightning, Darkning lasts for a shorter time and you’d have to be within the event horizon to be harmed by it. Despite thousands a year dying of lightning strikes, only one man has ever been recorded as killed in a darkning strike, and that man was Lewis Caroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, which many historians believe he wrote based on that strange and fatal experience.



mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.



theworldisntreadyforzaynmalik:

caramelfringe:

if u could look into my brain it’d just be pitch black with louis occasionally giggling from random corners

this post is terrifying



Anonymous
So why does everyone call Liam daddy? Is it because of Daddy Direction orrr?

liamjzayne:

more of an opinion really, BUT FUCK, TO ME HE’S JUST LIKE THE PERFECT SUGAR DADDY

  • RICH

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS WATCH COLLECTION

  • STRONG (HE’S HUGE)

  • HE LOOKS LIKE A DADDY IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT

"oh dont mind me just laying on the couch after a long day at work waiting for you to come home, your late.. did you finish your homework?"

"Good morning baby."

"Fucked you good didn’t i baby girl."

DADDYYYY

LUMBERJACK LIAM ON ANOTHER HARDS DAY WORK CANT WAIT TO GO HOME AND FUCK HER BRAINS OUT AND MAKE IT RAIN HUNNA’S

  • HE WORKS THE FUCK OUT

  • JUST OVER ALL FUCKING HOT

IM DONE BYE FUCK



"Your eyes, Irresistible…”

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